Mom Fails

1. Archer pooped in the bathtub AGAIN!!! I'm going to be excited when this phase ends for him. To be honest it's probably happened more times than I have fingers or toes, but who is counting?

2. Exhibit A

This standing on high heights happens 5-10 times a day. Most often it is on the kitchen table. He's dangerous.

Exhibit B

Exhibit C 

I can't believe he is able to climb up on our fridge. There is the solar battery on the side but Aden just learned to do this since we got back and he was 3.5 at that point.

3. I'm ashamed to admit this one, but Archer spilled my hot coffee on himself yesterday morning.  He was fine (it only got his arm and I promptly rushed him to the kitchen sink to run it under cold water) but it hurts my heart that I left it in his reach :(

We're ready for you to come home John! Over half way there! I hope you're bringing me lots of cheese! Luggage space... Smuggage space